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A Little CatYou were just a little catWho would drive me up the wallWho would play cute and then dig your claws inWho would jump on my feet at nightWho would pee all over my beanbagWho would climb up a tree and get stuck unless we had cat foodWho would only think of his stomachWho would race out into the night so we had to chase after youWho hated big dog biscuits but would eat them anywayWho hated the new flooring in the lounge roomWho hated loud noisesWho hated picklesWho hated it when dad stood on your tailWho hated it when people would pick you up all the timeWho hated water, in fact any form of liquidWho loved salt and
Welcome Home Dusk over a jagged skyline; structures of steel, glass, and concrete punch their way to the stars, dominating the lost horizon. Their windows reflect the dying rays like so many lighthouses, their beacons aflame against the night. The skies, torn with ragged strips of cloud, pale from a hazy, smothering grey to ever-darkening shades of brown; deepening shadows that are punctuated and emphasised by legions of electric street lamps, flaring into life for the evening ahead. Every ignition brings forth another erratically-flickering globe of green-tinted, sulphurous light that emanates a sickly glow, each a dying firefly i
First Annual Doodlers ChallengeHello there darling doodlers!To make up for my lack of participation in my beloved doodling these past few months, I have decided to hold an annual contest to help get everyone motivated and inspired!Here's the official rules!Starts 2/9/2012 at noon ESTEnds when the last doodler doesn't do a doodle within 24 hours of their last doodle. Requirements for participation: Must be a member of the daily doodlers group as of 2/9/2012 at noon ESTDoodlers must submit a doodle to the group every 24 hours to keep in the challenge. The doodler who doodles the longest will win awesome prizes, including a custom doodle by me! The longer the doodlers doodle, the bigger the prize pool becomes. Also depending on the duration and how much people impress me, I may award some prizes to the runners-up.Please keep in mind that while there are no restrictions on time or painting/drawing medium, if you constantly submit quick line doodles that took